Midnight Meme Of The Day! The Worst Immigrant Of All!

by Noah

Look at this goofball. Musta left his "Asshole Lunatic" hat at the Russian embassy.

You've heard the phrase, "Wearing two hats?" Well, Elon Musk takes that quite literally. I look at this and I see a nut in a propeller beanie but that's what I see with any of these people, red hat or no red hat. Remember when Musk claimed that he and his "I Was A Teenage Spy For The Russians" DOGE boys would save $2 Trillion. Now, he's claiming it's $150 Billion and it's hard to find if it's even that much or where the money is anyway. Did the DOGE boys move it somewhere? How much did they move? To Swiss bank accounts? To Russia maybe? What's the Trump family cut? Just the satisfaction of creating so much human misery? Where's the damn money? Our money!!!!! Don't worry, Chief Justice Roberts said Trump is immune from crime! What's his cut?

Yep, it's the biggest 3 card monte trick ever. Call it "The U.S. Treasury Job." See them make the money disappear! Your money, my money, all that money we earned and paid in!!! What we do know is that Elon Musk has all our data and corporation data, too, aka the most valuable data points in the world, and your Social Security number. By getting into all the avenues of government information, Elon's also allegedly been primarily using it to set about damaging his competitors and doing it while gaining billions and billions of dollars in new and ever expanding government contracts for himself which will grow his fortune. Did I mention that Musk and his teenage reverse Hardy Boys spy gang are literally being treated as heroes by prominent Republicans everywhere? Yep, Repug voters are applauding what Musk has done. You can see them on FOX-Pravda constantly now. The other night I literally saw the goonish "Big Balls" hacker guy and Elon himself laughing it up with prime time miscreant Jesse Watters. It's the adoration of Kyle Rittenhouse all over again. I suppose I could say, "And they wonder why incensed people are burning Teslas and protesting at Tesla dealerships" but they know why, and they are lucky that, so far, it hasn't gone any further than that.