by Noah
Doesn't everyone choose to represent who they are when they adopt a fashion look? Sure Republicans love those tacky gold Trump sneakers that were proudly introduced by Sneakercon this past weekend, but these... These get right to the point! Besides, that Trump Gold Metallic Urine™ paint color is so rare and expensive and Trump needs all the money he can find these days.
Just wait 'til Traitor Don and the RNC launch their own TV shopping channel! So Nazi-So comfy! These "Hitler Limos For Your Feet" will be their #1 seller for sure! They'll be the hit of 2024 Republicon this summer no matter who their candidates are. Also available bundled with your choice of Nazi flags, Confederate flags, Camp Auschwitz T-Shirts, and soft black swastika ski masks! Call your local Republican Party office or Russian consulate today for special deals!