Midnight Meme Of The Day! The Silence Of The Crickets

by Noah

We all know that Trump adopted the padded shoulders of 1980's women's fashion years ago and never stopped. His trademark overflowing diaper thing is obvious to anyone who can see or gets within a hundred yards of the smell. Same with the nice shiny incontinence trousers. That's why he's known as The Diaper Don. We also know he wears some serious lifts in the heels of his shoes. That leads us to the posture straightening pads his toes are planted on at the bottom left of tonight's meme. Is this all real? I mean, we know everything else is self-evident but with AI now, one cannot be 100% sure. All we can surmise is that, given all the other facts, it probably is just as true. It fits.

The frontotemporal dementia symptoms listed in the meme? (Please feel free to click and magnify if you need to) Yeah, sadly, that all fits, too, and, along with his lifelong display of psychosis, that list explains a lot, too. 

Now, just imagine if his cabinet would invoke the 25th amendment. That's about as unlikely as things get in this world. In fact, that's a big reason why Trump and the GOP wanted all those clowns in his cabinet in the first place. Same with VP Vance and that inbred whack job porn-obsessed House Speaker; insurance policies all. And for every Cory Booker who wakes up one day, there's two dozen Dick Durbins who sit silently and... not a peep. Trump must be thinking "Hah, they'll never dump me with this guy next in line," just like Nixon thought when he picked that total crook Agnew. Yeah, I could dream that they'd all fall to the law, or just common sense, but that would make me almost as crazy as any of them.