by Noah
Your Saturday Cartoon:
Chief "Justice" John Roberts has quite a crew there! He's got Clarence Thomas who has a reputation for being anti-contraception and anti-LGBTQ while being a bestiality porn aficionado attempting to cover for his wife's traitorous role in the attempted J-6 coup and he's got Osamuel Bin Alito a stuck in the 16th century anti-abortion jihadist who quotes his witch burning idols of the past and seems to have a habit of repeatedly leaking court decisions months before the rulings are announced or even fully formulated in order to benefit conservatives, and, surprise, surprise, it looks like plenty of evangelical dark money is involved including Alito's alleged requests for conservative groups to consider cash donations to an organization known as "The Supreme Court Historical Sociey." I know, shocking isn't it. Nothing shady sounding about that, eh? And, let's not forget Grand Wizard Roberts himself and his lifelong war on voting rights. What's next? Is the bitter and emotionally unstable Brett Kavanaugh going to start a vengeful push for beheadings of women or is that just something he mutters to himself after a few six-packs of beer?