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Midnight Meme Of The Day! The Republican Party's Latest Pitchman!




by Noah


And to make that "perfectly clear" as Repug demi-god Richard Nixon used to say, the knuckle dragging Kansas City Chief placekicker is a pitchman. I almost can't wait to hear what he has to say as he walks out on the stage of this summer's Republican Convention to a standing ovation! Could be wild! Might he scream, "The best is yet to come" like Kimberly Guilfoyle did? Will he don a pair of those white vinyl boots like Ron DeSantis wears? How 'bout a white hood and sheet with a big red clip-on clown tie? Will he bring recipes for all the sandwiches Republican women better learn to make for their men; on instant demand, of course? Tap into your inner freak, Harrison! The nation awaits!!!

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