by Noah
For months now, I've been expecting Traitor Don the Diaper Don to imitate fellow New York mobster Vinnie The Chin Gigante and start showing up in court mumbling incoherently in his bathrobe. Well, we're almost there folks, almost there indeed! Remember all those times that this orange pustule of a man has referred to President Biden as "Sleepy Joe?" Turns out it was just more projection. Yeah, I'm not surprised either. Not at all. And don't worry about the bathrobe thing. That's coming. He'll probably give his convention speech in one. It'll be on national TV, of course, but what most Americans haven't realized yet is that at least half the convention delegates will continue to pretend everything is normal by attending in their own bathrobes to show continued solidarity. I bet Lindsey Graham's has sequins and Moscow Mitch's is a Russian motif, red with yellow stars. Those that aren't attending in their bathrobes will honor Dear Leader by wearing their freshly washed and pressed sheets and hoods. It'll be a "Republican Night To Remember."
