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Midnight Meme Of The Day! The Jesus Chair Awaits!

by Noah

Sunday Thoughts:

Who knew Jesus was into a lap dance? And do you really want him sniffing your hair?

I can see that, on the left of the picture, there appears to be a taller variation of this Jesus chair. Might there also be a Jesus Electric Chair? I hope so! It could be marketed as a "Home Rapture Kit." I would work to convince repug religious nuts to line up for the latest edition like it was a new Apple iPhone.

Leg Lamp Of God and Jesus BathTub sold separately. Coming soon, a refrigerator that quotes Bible verses every time the door opens!