Midnight Meme Of The Day! The Guillotine! A Picture Worth A Thousand Words!

Schumer Sells Us Down The River Again!

By Noah

By itself, just a picture of a simple classic guillotine fills any of our minds with a thousand words every time, especially now. Especially now that $enate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer has failed not just us but life itself, again. Too long at the fair. Too many freebees. Too much kissing ass. He is, in no way, a person for the times. He has the virulent disease of Washington; so much so that he confuses the meanings of words like compromise and collapse. He's so far gone that it's no fallacy, that, warts and all, even Nancy Pelosi would have been better for the job that Chucky has treated so cavalierly.

Yes! Go ahead, Chuckie. Get in that line! You've been proving to us that you've wanted to get in this line for decades, so why not now? There'll never be a better time. And, be sure to pick up a GFY card on your way to the blade. And, don't worry, Chucky, if you start to have 2nd thoughts, maybe you can present a "strongly worded" letter to the executioner. Good luck with that!!! Yeah, I know it's a long line and it's one that seems to get longer by the hour but, he who hesitates lives to be ineffective another day! Was the cash on the barrelhead good Chucky? God! What a waste of human flesh you are, Chucky! But, I guess when you're immersed in an environment full of acceptance for critters like Tommy Tubbervile and Mike Johnson, even you can fool yourself into feeling good about yourself.

OK, let me be completely honest: I'm not necessarily saying that Schumer deserves the blade for his timid and deliberate incompetence, his craven cave-in addiction, his lack of true leadership, and his eager pursuit of being the Nazi Party's top punching bag. I'd just as soon sentence him to a lifetime of being a crash test dummy. After all, he's so willingly made himself so practiced at that.

Addendum One: #DUMPCHUCK

Addendum Two: A special FU shoutout to $en. Dick Durbin of Illinois. He's the Democratic Whip in the $enate. His job is to keep the caucus together but he chose to be one of the 8 Democratic Party defectors and make himself an "honorary" Repug.