Midnight Meme Of The Day! The GOP's One Big Sadistic Nazi Bill

It's An 1,100 Page Dictatorship Manifesto!

by Noah

How long before every Republican in the country starts wearing monocles to go with their little red MAGA hats? The way they're going, it's gonna be the GOP fashion rage in no time. You have to think that at this point a ton of them are already doing it behind closed doors, or, to be fair, and I'm always fair, maybe they're just goose-stepping around their homes in swastika armbands. Just the armbands. Nothing else. OK, maybe also some MAGA diapers in further honor of Dear Leader.

There's more in the bill the Repugs just passed of course. If the Republican-led $enate passes what the House passed in the dead of night last week and it becomes the law of the dreamed of Reich, Traitor Don will be legally able to delay or cancel elections. He won't even need his master in Moscow or Elon to help rig anything. He'll also be able to legally ignore Supreme Court rulings for a year or more, not that that's not what Chief Justice Roberts and the majority of his Traitor Court want anyway. The bill just makes it even easier and, oh yeah, completely legal this time. It's designed to be a further, now ultimate, stamp of approval. And, guess what, it also makes it easier on those who refuse to do anything about this situation anyway. 

Republicans call this bill "big and beautiful" for other reasons, too. It allows their Dear Leader Fuhrer to fire government workers for anything he deems disloyal, anything, without redress. And, judges won't even be able to hold der Fuhrer in meaningless contempt.

Is there more? You bet! The bill now legalizes the criminalization of protesting. So much for free speech and peaceful assembly. This bill's a Constitution shredder. The one Republicans, Nazis, and other Conservatives have always had their wet dreams about! And, of course, protesters can be tracked without question.

Perhaps, you're worried about LGBTQ+ rights? Gone! A proper education? Surely you jest! Health care? Bye-bye! 8.6 Million Americans lose their health insurance starting right away, with more to come in the near future. The Big Bad Sadistic Nazi Bill calls for $700 Billion in Medicaid cuts so say goodbye to nursing homes! The bill also triggers what Republicans call a wonderful $490 Billion in Medicare funds; lotta media silence on that one!. Yep, any way Republicans can hurt people and even cause their deaths will always make them oh so happy happy happy. How 'bout food. Yeah, the Repug goons have that covered- $267 Billion in SNAP cuts! Nothing gets a republican more aroused than seeing children starve, unless, of course, you count their need to promote cancer deaths through polluting the environment or closing down creaseach for treatments and cures.

Are you worried about increased tracking of your VPN? You should be. The Nazis put that in there, too, right along with some increased vote suppression ways and means.

Please look at the GOP's Big Sadistic Nazi Bill this way: It doesn't break the laws, it rewrites them so their Dear Fuhrer never has to break them again. It's an 1100 page Dictatorship Manifesto. Are  you a dumbass like Chucky Schumer or Dickless Durbin who think the courts will stop Trump? The truth is the bill assures that they can't even if they wanted to. So-called Justice Roberts declared Trump immune from prosecution for breaking laws. This bill goes one step further. When/If this bill gets signed, the laws Trump wants to break won;t even be on the books anymore. It's what Republicans call "freedom."

Addendum:The timing of the passing of the Republican Bill tells us a ton. It was deliberately passed right on the eve of one of the biggest holiday weekends of the year. The Nazis already knew the attention level is always down. Hell, they get elected on that. They wanted even less awareness so they did it like a Friday evening news dump.