by Noah
Dateline Moscow:
The Republican Party is proud to distribute the above picture of GOP leadership in action. Speaking from her Kremlin office yesterday, RNC Chair Ronna Romney McDaniel said:
At our 2016 convention, we made a promise, at the direction of our Dear Leader Trump and his team, to further weaken Ukraine for our honorary Republican pal and true master Vlad Putin. As our Donald says, Vlad is a genius and as Republicans, we believe in Russia's aims so strongly that we even made Vlad's goal of Ukraine conquest a major part of our party platform and we have delivered. As we like to say, "Promises Made-Promises Kept!"
Later in Washington, $enate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell added:
Today, as I see the clips of fireballs over Kyiv, I am extra proud to be known as Moscow Mitch. We Republicans have dedicated our lives to creating human misery and death on a massive scale not just here in America but worldwide! We look forward to our next marching orders from dear Vlad. As my dear friend Rudy Giuliani has said "Putin is what you call a leader!" and certainly, he is ours. I urge every American to tune into FOX for all updates on our Grand Old Party's collaboration with the Kremlin.