by Noah
I'll care about Hunter Biden's laptop when they find top secret classified nuclear weapons documents on it. Until then:
1. What's in the Diaper Don's emails?
2. What's on Gym Jordan's laptop? Shower photos of strapping young college wrestlers from Ohio State?
3. What's on Matt Gaetz's laptop and phone? We definitely know he likes to show his pictures to his fellow Republipervs.
4. How about Lauren Boobert's laptop? Photos of her hubby whipping it out at the bowling alley, perhaps?
5. Which of these goons has the biggest collection of bare-chested Putin photos, autographed ones?
6. Which Republican reps (plural) use a Nazi or Confederate flag as a screen saver?
7. What's on Marjorie Traitor Greene's? Do we even have to ask?
8. Which Republican reps have an exact list of what Jared Kushner did to us all for the 2 Billion dollars he got from the Saudi Royals?
9. Which Republicans use a Speak And Spell instead of a laptop?
The above meme is what I see every time a Republican opens their mouth. Hell, they don't even need to start partaking in free speech and all that. I can spot them from 500 yards away. It's been like that for 60 years. Growing up in a town of Republicans limited my social life but it sure was great training and for that I am thankful.
So, the party that's made of domestic terrorists, racists, anti-Semites, outright traitors, election deniers, climate deniers, covid deniers, and seemingly every other manner of dull-eyed, twitchy-nosed kooks that defy description is, as of January, in charge of the House of Representives. The inmates have taken over the asylum. Millions your taxpayer dollars will be spent on absolute bullcrap. Can the average public opinion of Congress go down even lower than it rightfully is? You bet! People like Kremlin Kevin, Marjorie Traitor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Gym Shower Jordan et al. will do everything to drive opinion of Congress right down through the floor and into the basement. But, rest assured, they will smear their own feces on the walls while they do it, not unlike what their devoted followers did on J-6.
Just one last thought on this for today: Get out your buzzword bingo card and place some bets on which of the lunatics on the panel investigating Hunter Biden will either slip up and call him Hunter Benghazi, or, just bring up Benghazi out of thin air.