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Midnight Meme Of The Day! The GOP Gets Ready To Piss On America, Again



by Noah


I'll care about Hunter Biden's laptop when they find top secret classified nuclear weapons documents on it. Until then:

1. What's in the Diaper Don's emails?

2. What's on Gym Jordan's laptop? Shower photos of strapping young college wrestlers from Ohio State?

3. What's on Matt Gaetz's laptop and phone? We definitely know he likes to show his pictures to his fellow Republipervs.

4. How about Lauren Boobert's laptop? Photos of her hubby whipping it out at the bowling alley, perhaps?

5. Which of these goons has the biggest collection of bare-chested Putin photos, autographed ones?

6. Which Republican reps (plural) use a Nazi or Confederate flag as a screen saver?

7. What's on Marjorie Traitor Greene's? Do we even have to ask?

8. Which Republican reps have an exact list of what Jared Kushner did to us all for the 2 Billion dollars he got from the Saudi Royals?

9. Which Republicans use a Speak And Spell instead of a laptop?

The above meme is what I see every time a Republican opens their mouth. Hell, they don't even need to start partaking in free speech and all that. I can spot them from 500 yards away. It's been like that for 60 years. Growing up in a town of Republicans limited my social life but it sure was great training and for that I am thankful.


So, the party that's made of domestic terrorists, racists, anti-Semites, outright traitors, election deniers, climate deniers, covid deniers, and seemingly every other manner of dull-eyed, twitchy-nosed kooks that defy description is, as of January, in charge of the House of Representives. The inmates have taken over the asylum. Millions your taxpayer dollars will be spent on absolute bullcrap. Can the average public opinion of Congress go down even lower than it rightfully is? You bet! People like Kremlin Kevin, Marjorie Traitor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Gym Shower Jordan et al. will do everything to drive opinion of Congress right down through the floor and into the basement. But, rest assured, they will smear their own feces on the walls while they do it, not unlike what their devoted followers did on J-6.


Just one last thought on this for today: Get out your buzzword bingo card and place some bets on which of the lunatics on the panel investigating Hunter Biden will either slip up and call him Hunter Benghazi, or, just bring up Benghazi out of thin air.

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crap & Orange, I give you that Franken was screwed by his own party. A lot of that is due to the two idiot senators from NY, Scummer for allowing it and Gillibrand for pushing it because she saw Franken as a threat to her own ambitions as much as anything. However, thinking that one party can boot a member of the opposite caucus? Good luck. It's not how the structures and bylaws of either party and the houses themselves work. Learn how they do before making comments. Even with a 70% majority it would be virtually impossible and not even really remotely possible without an even bigger ground swell of public opinion to remove the natural timidity of the…

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CNYOrange
CNYOrange
Nov 21, 2022

Look, you have to give the democrats some credit, they managed to get Al Franken kicked out of the Senate in a matter of weeks. A bunch of insurrectionists and terrorists that tried to get them killed? Not so much.

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dcrapguy
dcrapguy
Nov 21, 2022
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the indictment of the lying hapless worthless feckless corrupt neoliberal fascist pussy democraps in a nutshell. well done.

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