by Noah
I love it when Repugs spend so much energy decrying "socialism" but when a storm hits, the creek rises, the power goes down, the food supplies spoil in the sun, there's no longer a roof over their heads and even their little red hats are gone with the wind, what's the first thing they do? That's right. They all go welfare queen and beg Washington for a helping handout of mucho cash, nice green cash supplied by our tax dollars. What a sick joke these people are.
Look I'm sorry Arkansas got hit by tornados but I guess it was God's will. Right, Sarah? Ask your hate-mongering dad. He knows God personally, or so he says. And if I was some sort of snarky man, I might ask something about why do you need federal funds to repair a bunch of homebrew alcohol stills and meth labs. I'll give you credit for one thing, though. At least you didn't take off for Cancun! Hey, I know that there might be some good people in Arkansas but I can't see how any of them might have voted for the likes of you. So, Sarah, why don't you just click your heels and get back to reality. Oh, that's right, you've never lived there, not even for a second.
Oh, and one other thing, Sarah. Where can I send you a free roll of paper towels? No cost to you, Sarah. I'm a socialist! And, guess what, so are you!