by Noah
What if The Diaper Don really was some sort of UFO alien menace from outer space? I mean, it's as good of an explanation for him as anything. It makes even more sense if you consider the possibility that Melania is some soulless, emotionless alien hive queen from another world sent to destroy the Earth. I saw all those old Flash Gordon serials when i was a kid. She's no different. Hell, as far as I'm concerned, the whole Republican Party fits that bill.
The above illustration is a good representation of the current dreamstate of republicans everywhere. Oh, yeah, they pretend they are tired of him and don't really want him to be their 2024 candidate but we all know that, if there's even a hint of him doing well in the primaries, they'll all happily get behind him with enthusiasm as they always have. For one thing, he's a proven white supremacist. For another, they're still frantically trying to defend him (and themselves) by discrediting the whole J-6 investigation and more. Nope, Traitor Don is their man.
I drive around suburban NJ, NY, and PA and I still see the lawn displays. My pal and sometimes DWT contributor Exile Johnny just saw a whole damn Trump billboard along the highway as he drove through NC. I see whole houses soiled with the treason of Trump 2024 banners hanging from porches. I don't see any other names. Traitor Don the Diaper Don is their reigning Dear Leader after all, at least until events prove he isn't. The Moscow Mitches, "Ted" Cruzes, and Gym Shower Jordans of the world will glady start smashing ketchup bottles on walls everywhere in solidarity. It's who they have proven to be. It's who they are. Nixon, Reagan, and Khrushchev are laughing in Hell somewhere. They know our "justice system" will even hand them the bottles.