Midnight Meme Of The Day! "Ted" Cruz Helped Trump Sabotage Lives And Went On Vacation

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by Noah

Who could have predicted the biblical flood that killed so many Texans? Anyone could have. I mean, really. Where the hell do these idiots that claim, "No one could have predicted it" think the term "biblical flood" came from. It's much more than a bible tale. It's a thing that is regularly part of human history and experience. Every year, there's a "biblical flood" or two somewhere. Do these morons never turn on their televisions? That's a rhetorical question of course. The bigger problem is that their pinhead brains can't properly process anything. Anyone could have predicted that a summer camp could be washed away when it's literally situated on a flood plain.

One of those pinheads is not just the typical news asswipe in the cartoon. One asswipe, a particularly egregious one, goes by the name of "Ted" Cruz. That's right, Pinhead Senator Cruz. What's Pinhead Ted's role in this disaster, you ask? OK, to be fair, "Ted" Cruz may think he's God but, no, he didn't directly create the disaster and deaths last Friday night. Sure, his role in promoting climate-caused devastation is tied to his and his colleagues adherence to climate change denial policies and we also know for damn sure that he doesn't give a damn about anyone other than the grotesque freak he sees in his cracked mirrors every morning. He's not alone in his cavalier attitude towards climate disasters. Another prominent Trump bootlicker, Kristi Noem, ignored the disaster for more than 72 hours after the request for federal assistance in search, rescue, and cleanup came to her desk. Pinhead Ted? He was enjoying a vacation in Greece that he and his obviously insane wife took after he played a key role in jamming Dear Leader's Big Nazi Scumbag Billionaire Bill down our throats. What was Cruz's proudest accomplishment about the bill? It was Pinhead Ted who took extra steps to ensure that the National Weather Service funds for weather forecasting and warnings were slashed. Well done!!! At least a 100 people died last Friday night and there are still over 150 people missing and presumed dead. All due to a lack of funds, funds going into the pockets of Scumbag Billionaires and no doubt into the Swiss bank accounts of assorted congresscretins with psychopathologies just like those of "Ted" Cruz. Yes, you can murder people with a pen.

And now for cartoon #2: It was Ronald "Bloodbath" Reagan who gets credit for making "Government is the problem" and the GOP has used it as a mantra designed to hurt people ever since. Irony.