Midnight Meme Of The Day! Speaker Mike Johnson Vies For The Title Of America's Most Evil!

You're So Close, Mikey, But The Competition Is Fierce!

by Noah

Yes, the competition for the title of America's Most Evil is fierce but it must be frustrating for Pedo Fan and Protector Speaker Mike Johnson knowing that the race is really rigged from the top. The Orange Emperor controls the contest and the Orange Emperor controls Speaker Johnson just as he controls other contestants with names like Alito, Roberts, Thune, Vance, Rubio, Noem, Homan, Bondi... You know the names of the Trump Team. No matter how many "I'm With Pedo" t-shirts they wear, it'll never be quite enough. Sad. They just have to wait until Dear Leader dies. I guess they're torn between loving the Dear Leader and getting a clearer path to Number One. They need not fret too much. Dear Leader is looking more and more like he's entering the "Weekend At Bernies" stage every day. Just look at that face! Look at those ankles! What's with those marks on his hands? Is there a White House office pool? I bet he's literally wearing a defibrillator these days! I can't wait 'til his sons start carrying him around trying to convince us daddy is still alive.