Midnight Meme Of The Day! Speaker Johnson Shows Us The Need For A New Wave Of Nuremberg Trials

The Never-Ending Ever-Changing Always The Same Story

by Noah

House Speaker Mike Johnson, the Chief Pedo-Protector in, of, by, and for The House Of Representatives, recently introduced a new wrinkle in his party's efforts to cover up any and all of the alleged Donald John Trump involvement in the Jeffrey Epstein child sex trafficking scandal. Dear Leader was really an FBI informant all along? Umm, no. Christ, I know Republicans probably really wanted the Horn-wearing Shaman wacko, Drooling Freakshow Rudy Giuliani, or Screamin' Jeanine Pirro as their Speaker but it just didn't work out so they got the next best thing, Mike Johnson. One asylum escapee or carny row freak is as good as another.

Johnson has since walked the informant nonsense back but he's done it with a nod and a wink. He got his message out and it's all over republican social (sociopathic) media. Johnson seems more intent on proving that, at least in Washington, there is no limit to how far a person can venture off the sanity rails. In fact, it's encouraged, as in a "get with the program" kinda way. Johnson, who has that republican fake religious thing down, presents himself to gullible fools as a paragon of modern day Christianity but he's really acting and sounding more and more like he is a man who himself has a lot to hide. This 100% Assclown has been spinning tales and obfuscations so fast that you can be forgiven if you start supposing that he himself is in, if not the Epstein Files, then something very similar. And let's not forget that he was so panicked about this matter that he literally shut down the House of Representatives and ran back to his Louisiana homeland where people are comfortable with the concept of marrying their teenage cousins. Yeah, yeah, I know, "Respect the culture" and all that but, sorry, that one doesn't work for me.

I guess Johnson's insane utterance was inevitable once even he, with his limited inbred baked in the sun Gulf Coast brain power, realized that too many people just weren't believing the shit that's been coming out of Ghislaine Maxwell's  mouth as Dear Leader and his party continue to strive to make their bullshit case for inevitably pardoning her and making her some sort of official GOP icon and give her a prime time speaking slot at the 2028 convention (if there is one).

Next up for Johnson? My guess is he will be meeting with Eric Trump to go over his design ideas for a special Epstein Meme Coin which Republican candidates will use to finance their campaigns along with contributions from assorted money laundering banking filth and other bagmen that were also involved with Epstein and Trump. The first come first served limited edition meme coin will create a total stampede as Johnson attempts to sell them right on the House floor. It will also be available as a gold lapel pin. Far-fetched, you say. Really? Compared to what? 

Addendum 1: Here's the latest, at least as I write this: The "law school" where Mike "If That's His Real Name" Johnson was allegedly the Dean for 2 years, reportedly never really opened and had no students, none, zippo. Go ahead. Entertain yourself. Look it up. It appears that Johnson can even top his Dear Leader's Trump University. Do these Washington Asswipes find each other or what? The "school" was called The Judge Paul Pressler School of Law. Paul Pressler once headed the Southern Baptist Convention and was accused by 6 males, including one of the child variety, of, wait for it... "Sexual Misconduct." Keep in mind though that, in the Republican Mind, there is no such thing as "sexual misconduct." Or, is it just a resume selling point.

Addendum 2:  Leader Of the House of Representatives Oversight Committee, GOP Representative James R. Comer of Kentucky has announced that he accepts the White House’s denial that President Trump was involved in the infamous sexually suggestive note and birthday drawing, addressed to Jeffrey Epstein, that appears to bear Trump’s signature.

Comer, whose committee is leading an investigation into the federal government’s handling of the Epstein Files, says he is not inclined to investigate the signature’s authenticity. He is currently leading an investigation into the legitimacy of former President Joseph R. Biden Jr.’s signature on documents that were signed with an autopen. Yep, not just a coverup but also a bigly waste of tax dollars to go with it. I guess Kentucky doesn't want to be outdone by Louisiana, as if giving us Rand Paul and Moscow Mitch isn't enough.

Meanwhile, over in the $enate, Majority Leader John Thune (from South Dakota) has re-upped his Pro-Pedo credentials by leading his caucus of like-minded Republipervs  in voting down an amendment to force the release of the Epstein Files.