by Noah
Being from New Jersey, I always enjoy seeing tweets from @JoJoFromJerz. Nice to know there's people like her out in my homeland that are getting the wide circulation of their good thoughts like she's getting. The one above is, of course, rhetorical since it seems that no one could ever rationally expect any of today's Domestic Terror Party lunatics to get anywhere near as upset about school shootings as their dear Orange Menace To Society getting indicted. I mean, what are ya gonna do about a bunch of cultists who say the solution to school shootings is more homeschooling and the solution for Trump's problems is to just make him "President For Life."
But, just to show that I'm a perfectly reasonable person, I'm willing to compromise a bit on this. How 'bout we make him "Jailbird For Life."