by Noah
Personally, I've never been obsessed with anyone else's sex life, but then I've never been a Republican, so, there's that. Here's a thought for the day: Imagine yourself being a Republican and just going through the day, every damn single day, all day, obsessively wondering about what everyone else is doing with their genitalia, wondering so much that you have to run to a microphone or courtroom to discuss your strange hobby. Imagine yourself giving a damn what kind of panties the DA wears or what lingerie she wears to bed and who gets to see it. I just gotta say that this seems kinda unhealthy to me but maybe that's just me. Hell, I wasn't even anywhere near this bad when I was 13 years old, but, like I said, I've never been a Republican.