Midnight Meme Of The Day! Republicans Take Aim At Re-Defining Pedophilia!

If A Republican Does It, It's Not Illegal, Or Immoral!

by Noah

So what is it, Megyn, you just wanna be extra sure that you get on all the celebratory party lists when GOP darling Ghislaine Maxwell gets her pardon? Or, are you maybe even putting yourself forward as the actual next Ghislaine? Or, are ya just trying to lay a little cover for Dear Leader? All three? Likely. What turns a woman, a woman who herself has two young daughters, aged 13 and 15, into a person who very publicly tries to redefine what makes a pedophile? I mean, really! 15 is A-OK-Go For It?

In Megyn Kelly, we now have a key spokesperson for all things republican (i.e., Nazi) intimating that the sex trafficking of a 15 year old girl is now fine but only if a girl is 8 or 5 or something else below 10 is something bad going on! There you have it: A redefinition of pedophilia by 7 to 10 years. Hey Megyn, I'm sure your crypto coin is in the mail.

There are lots of walking talking pieces of shit around but Megyn Kelly is clearly trying for the very top tier and she'll happily drink from her pal Trump's diapers to get there. Kinda makes you wonder about anyone who ever offered her a job or put her on your TV or radio, doesn't it. Oh, and she's allegedly a lawyer; a lawyer in need of disbarment pronto. Yeah, well so are lots and lots of $enators and Congresscretins, too; so many of which have been proudly covering for some of the worst pedos around for seemingly forever. Talkin' 'bout you, Mike Johnson and John Thune and Mitch McConnell and, and, and.

Just to drive the point home, here's Kelly as she talks about Jeffrey Epstein (she seems to not know exactly what to make of him) and Pam Bondi (who she claims to not really trust anymore) as she takes her "what's a wee bit of pedophilia" stance.

"We have yet to see anybody come forward and say I was 8, like 8. I was under 10. I was under 14 when I first came within his purview. There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."

15 is OK? Really? People like Megyn Kelly can rationalize anything they want when they want to curry favor with a dirtbag they adore. There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old? Yeah, ok, Megyn. Split hairs all ya want. Both are children even if a lot of 15 year olds may think they aren't. Kids are kids and any kid is a target for sickos. If I had a 15 year old daughter, I'd have my hands full as it is and I sure wouldn't want her anywhere near you or even anyone you know.

Oh, and the next time you readers hear about the repulsive, insipid Bill Maher fawning all over Ms. Megyn on his worthless TeeVee show, remember exactly what she is. Let him try to get in her pants in someone else's living room.