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Midnight Meme Of The Day! Republicans Now Attacking American Olympians!

by Noah

If our soccer team, headed by a radical group of leftist maniacs, wasn't woke, they would have won the Gold Medal instead of the Bronze.

-Diaper Donnie Trump, disgraced ex-president, as he commented of the performance of our women's soccer team at the Olympics

How do you get to the Olympics? You practice. You practice. You practice. You give yourself over to your conditioning body and soul. You have a drive and commitment that the rest of us can barely even conceive of. When your age is still in the single digits, you get up every damn morning at 4:00 before school without fail and you go make yourself better at your chosen sporting event(s). I couldn't do it. I like a lot of sports but I couldn't do it. It's not for me. I don't have that kind of drive and desire but I greatly respect and admire those who do what it takes, win or lose. 1st place, 2nd place, 3rd place, or no place at all.

A few days ago, our disgraced ex-president, Donald Jackass Trump, showed the world that he doesn't see it that way. To him, the athletes that don't finish in 1st place are, to quote him, "losers." That's one small reason while his personal cheating on the golf course is so legendary. Trump is obviously just intellectually incapable of understanding competing in an event where you can't buy off, not only the judges and referees, but the clocks and stopwatches, too.

Trump is not alone in that approach to life in his chosen fields of gangsterism and politics. Moscow Mitch comes to mind. So does the Bush Crime Family when you look at what they did in Florida in the 2000 election. But, when Trump attacked our American Olympians, it was another new low, even for such a cretin as he is. Funny isn't it, how he particularly singles out the U.S. Women's Soccer team and selected African American basketball players. Sigh, Donald Jackass Trump, walking, talking symbol of disloyalty hates everything about America except its racism and its greed.

The usual Republican media goons have now followed their Dear Leader and fervently joined in on attacking our American Olympians. Charles Stinchfield of Newsmax for example went so far as to call them "anthem kneelers" as if there was something wrong with protesting against police who murder civilians. Apparently, over 70,000,000 Americans feel exactly the same way at least since the Diaper Don became their Republican God.

The 2020 Summer Olympics are over now. In the end, the squad America sent over to Tokyo amassed more gold medals than any country, including China, but not all of them. That must upset Trump to the core. You can imagine what kind of father he would be at a Little League game if he ever went to one in support of his kids. He'd be screaming at the umpires, at the coaches, and most of all, his kids if they dropped a ball or didn't get a hit, damaging them for life.

I bet Diaper Donnie has already commissioned a few dozen fake gold medals for himself. You'll no doubt be able to see them at Mar-a-Lago, displayed with his fake magazine covers and fake golf trophies. The only gold medals Trump has actually earned are the ones for sedition, inciting murder, treason, bankrupting the most businesses, and, of course being The Biggest Loser.