Midnight Meme Of The Day! Republican Pedos And Pedo Protectors Rally Around Dear Leader!

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by Noah

Well, ain't that a fine bunch pictured in tonight's meme. There's no evil Republicans won't eagerly embrace. Now I'm not saying all of 'em are pedophiles. Most of the Epstein Seven shown above sure look the part but at least a couple of them definitely have more of the "I keep goats in the basement" face instead. Talkin' 'bout you, Virginia Foxx! I'll leave the second one up to you dear readers. None of them look like they can rub much more than two brain cells together and the proof is in when they stop using their mouths just to breathe and start yapping their flatulent Republicanese. Mike Johnson's 60 IQ Club. Members in good standing.

Imagine not just choosing the Republican lifestyle but also deciding to go on record as lining up with Jeffrey Epstein and his reeking orange pussbag partner in depravity. This Epstein Seven have always backed Trump and his crew. They are one with it all, as are their colleagues, approving voters and media apologists. I'll grant you that a small percentage of them all are saying they never knew but, just a tiny percentage really, and that's certainly just cover your ass stuff. Deviant freaks with names like Nick Fuentes, Joe Rogan, even Marjorie Traitor Greene would have you believe they're all "shocked, shocked, I tell ya!" Yeah, right, especially after their Dear Leader rewarded assclown attorney (Alexander Acosta) with the first term Secretary of Labor cabinet position for getting Epstein his sweetheart deal with the law. Secretary of Labor, high profile position, "Gee I didn't know!" And what about the FOX "News" goons? Crickets. They don't talk much about this scandal. On FOX, it all but doesn't exist. Hmmm, they sure seem afraid of something. Oh how I wonder what it could be! Christ, child rape has to be the ultimate in lines to cross. You don't protect pedophiles unless you are one yourself if not in fact, then in spirit. Place your bets right now as to which people of FOX fit either of those categories, and it doesn't matter whether they have direct connections to Epstein or not. You might as well be considered the same when you've joined forces with 99% of the Republican side of the aisle. Besides, you know they love their Trump, totally. All in then, all in now, and all in forever.

So, here we go, folks. The D.C. in Washington, D.C. has always stood for Dirtbag Central but the sociopaths and psychos shown above wanna make sure you know that. We've not only gone through another week of both houses of Congress doing nothing to rid us of America's Number One Mobster & Molester Chieftain, we've entered another week of the fermenting and festering mess that Vlad Putin and Moscow Mitch McConnell always dreamed about. Will there be a vote by all of the House to demand the release of The Epstein Files or will they give Trump's Chief Pedo Protectors Pam Bondi and Kash Patel even more time to continue the sanitization of the file. I think I saw an 18 wheeler full of sharpies headed to the White House  the other day. All hands on deck! No doubt John Roberts and Brett Kavanaugh have been called in to help.

Meanwhile the stories being concocted by these freaks would be hilarious if they weren't so completely pathetic. I mean Jeffrey Epstein killed himself over a hoax? That's real special. Hillary, Biden, and Obama wrote it all, but they never went public with it? And I love the horse asses who say Biden coulda shoulda released the real files if they were so explosive. Really? When they were sealed by the courts? Really? As I always say, "Fuck these people with a chainsaw!"

I'll just end my post today with a riddle: How many pikes for heads can be put up along the entire length of Constitution Avenue? Both sides. The sooner the better. It's summer but don't worry about the stench of rotting flesh. In Washington, you'll hardly notice any difference.