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Midnight Meme Of The Day! Republican Party To Rebrand!!!

by Noah Dateline Washington July 25, 2022: Republican Party Chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel announced this morning that, after meeting in the Kremlin with former president Trump, Mitch McConnell, Vladimir Putin, "Ted" Cruz and other party leaders, that they would rename their party as the Coup Clux Clan Party or CCCP for short. Says McDaniel- Calling ourselves Republicans is so passé. It was so 1930s and we certainly would not want to be seen that way. Henceforward, our party will be going by the name of the Coup Clux Clan Party. It was time for a rebrand that shows exactly who we are and we feel that CCCP does that. To that end, we have adapted our traditional party elephant logo to reflect our new name! I am so gosh darn proud! The name was suggested by Vladimir and our Dear Donald instantly approved so it was a no-brainer! Rupert Murdoch, Sean Hannity, and Tucker Carlson were in attendance and they immediately screamed with delight. In fact Sean practically knocked Rupert down, his high five was so forceful! The new name was also immediately embraced back home by conservative talk radio hosts who praised the decision. Conservative Talk Radio King Steve "Stalin Steve" Himmler took an on-air poll of listeners and declared at the end of his three hour show-

The results are in! I asked you, my good CCCP Stalin Steve listeners, and 99.4 percent of you love this move towards clarity! The Secret Service is already tracking down the .6 of you who don't like the name. Those of you who have wavered in your support of Donald, Vlad, and Ronna will be dealt with! I already have that on good authority from no less than James Murray the head of the SS, er, I mean Secret Service, and you know he can make things disappear in no time at all! Tune in tomorrow when my very special guests will be Rudy Giuliani, Stephen Miller, and Mike Lindell! All will be providing their fresh perspective on the rebranding! 'Til tomorrow my loyal listeners! Later in the day, Ronna Romney McDanniel issued a further, surprise statement- Party faithful, we have a brand new flag! Here it is! Isn't it great to have our new initials on a nice bright red background? Vlady suggested it too! I can't help but salute that flag!