by Noah
It's sad that it's come to this: The idea that the behavior and pronouncements of Republicans are caused by an alien species of brain eating parasites that live in their heads is as plausible as anything else. I mean, the freakish destructiveness of these people must have some logical cause, no? Surely there must be something that causes people to worship crazed zombie freaks like Marjorie Traitor Greene, Moscow Mitch, Matt Gaetz, and the Diaper Don.
Maybe though... Maybe it's caused by an as yet undetected virus, or, maybe it's just that all the years of chemical pollutants in our air and water have done something terrible to their brains, something that hasn't affected normal people; at least not yet, because of their stronger minds that are healthier to begin with even if the bar is low. And don't try to tell me that it's just the right wing media. Some pre-existing condition drew them to that shit to begin with. My god! Imagine if everybody was susceptible to becoming a republican! Talk about your Halloween horrors!
Meanwhile, stay safe. To err on the side of caution is wise. Don't get too close to these people.