Midnight Meme Of The Day! Ready For Another Week Of The GOP Carny Sideshow?

by Noah

You may be ready for another week of these sideshow freaks or you may not be but nothing's stoppin' this! There's that Howard Lutnick guy talking about tiny screw jobs. There's Putin's chainsaw guy. There's a complete psychopath orange nutjob running things into the ground for the same guy. There's a soulless porn-obsessed House Speaker who thinks being the best Christian he can be means finding ways to send as many Americans as he can to the afterlife ASAP by stripping them of healthcare and any other way he can think of. And speaking of fake Christians, there's a cross-wearing Belsen Barbie Press Flak who thinks she can justify any atrocity and win a lying contest with anyone...  Now we've even got Sreamin' Jeanine Pirro. She'll be growing a beard and biting off live chicken heads in no time...  But maybe, just maybe the Bizarro World Secretary Of Health & Human Services named RFK, Jr. who last week went for a swim in raw sewage thinks he can top them all. I hope for the sake of anyone who comes in contact with him that he's had a few Gamma Globulin shots before and after his little dip, but knowing him, he's against that sort of thing. On second thought, I take that back. "No shots for you, Bobby! Please be giving cholera to the entire Trump administration, muy pronto!"

So what will it be this week? Dementia Don already gave us the inject bleach and lysol thing in his first term, ditto light bulbs up the butt, so what's next. It's not going to be about dolls unless it's his VP's favorite blow-up kind. He's already cutting research into cancer cures...  How's Trump going to top shaking hands and making personal family real estate and crypto deals with fellow terrorist leaders like the Hamas-funding Emir of Qatar, the Saudi Royal bonesaw freak, and that al Qaeda leader who now runs Syria? I suppose it could be something along the lines of creating massive food shortages for fun and profit ("A child doesn't need 30 sandwiches a month. 2 is plenty!") Maybe he'll tell Pakistan and India to settle their differences once and for all with nukes. Maybe he'll start shipping missiles to Russia to use against Ukraine. Hell, it wouldn't surprise me if he already has! He's so barking, howling crazy that anything is possible but I don't know, I just have a feeling that, sooner or later, it's gonna be something like this that comes out of his mouth:

"I'm not worried about food shortages, that I can tell you. It's because I know our inner cities have a ready food supply right under our feet. It's a thing called rats. You know about rats, right? Lots of good protein. Bobby even says so. He's cooked 'em on a fire right out in the Farragut park, right down the street. Says they're great right on the stick. Maybe people should try it."

Will he try to top this one? You bet. In fact, he probably already secretly has and every Republican in Congress will get a piece of the action for their "campaign funds" to continue their silence and inaction.