by Noah
"Honor Guard?" 26 years on the job and she can't tell the difference between a taser and a gun? The weight? The feel? The color when it's in the palm of your own hand right in front of you? And, she's a trainer! Suspicious much?
If you were a cop and you planned the "perfect crime," it could look a lot like the death of Daunte Wright. Just pull out your gun, shout "taser, taser, taser" and pull the trigger. Ooops!
Anyone can shout "Taser. Taser. Taser," before they pull a trigger. Hell, you can shout it when you're holding a bazooka or a Tommy Gun. So what! Bazooka. That'll be next. And, damn, that chief of hers backing her up by saying she mistook her gun for her taser. What's that? His way of saying "She was having a bad day?" Fuck these goons! "Honor Guard." What's that? A euphemism for some title in the KKK or The Oath Keepers? I'm sorry but just look at her. Take a good look. Something is wrong there. Was she immediately drunk tested? Was she drug tested? Has her personnel file been burned and replaced with a sanitized substitute? You know the Blue Wall went up in seconds. What leaks out now? How long has her chief been covering for her? What's he about?
I mistook my machete for my nail clippers.
Oh and one more question: How long before she starts a string of appearances on the Tucker Tiki Torch Show on the "Jews and Blacks will not replace us" network?