by Noah
New, and in this case, righteous!
I remember a time when you weren't allowed out in public after you siphoned money out of a kids cancer charity. Even the worst gangster families in our history never did that one! Casinos yes, but not kids cancer charities. That alone should have disqualified the whole Trump family from even breathing let alone running for office. Ditto the fake university and so much else, but our society is very sick and we celebrate and reward the worst among us.
I can also say that, within my lifetime, traitors in America were executed, either by firing squad or electric chair. In the case of the Trumps, I'd go for both; strap 'em in, stick some bleach IVs in 'em, turn on the power (slowly increasing it, of course), and shoot 'em. Carve 'em up with AR-15s! Think of the marketing potential! I mean, the hell with Super Bowl parties! Here's a bigger idea! Execution parties should be where it's at. Think of the TV ads! This is an idea whose time has definitely come (actually, it came quite a while ago)! Those chips and dips companies have really dropped the ball! These companies gotta get on the case! I want to see the shelves of my local grocery stores piled high with Execution Party Chipsâ„¢. And, c'mon Snapple, whattaya got? I want to see someone making some of those plain red plastic drinking cups with a nice electric chair silhouette printed added on each of them! And, speaking of which, how 'bout someone starts making some nice Execution Party Beer? Execution Lite! Execution Regular! Execution Premium Craft! So many cash making possibilities! Why do I have to be the one to even mention it?
Oh, and by the way, the last few pages of my copy of the above book seem to be missing so I'll assume that somebody ate them or flushed them down the toilet.