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Can We Get Our $50,000,000 Back?

by Noah

No, really, why shouldn't Traitor Don the Diaper Don be forced to pay us back for the money he wasted on his penis compensation parade this weekend? Of course he should! He's supposedly taking in a mega millions a month from his various family meme coin scams and the like. Besides, didn't he form that DOGE thing to find wasteful expenditures. What's that you say? That's not what DOGE is about at all? It's really just a way to loot more money, sell out personal info, and get national secrets to his Russian owners? Damn! I shoulda known! Well... actually I did. It was and remains so obvious. So can we put him on trial for real this time? I'll rent a nice judge robe and everything. I'll even wear shoes! And pants! Trust me, being an old retired guy these days, that's a big move for me but I'm willing to do it for my country! Sacrifices must be made!

Ok, so, I've looked at some of the coverage of the parade that the White House Terror cell put together for the Republican Party's Dear Leader. Gotta say, he looked absolutely miserable. Looking at all those empty seats, it was almost a "What if they gave a parade and no one came" scenario. Not to worry Trump's crew and the FOX "News" types all a twitter about the alleged throngs of cheering supporters for months if not years. Sure, whatever. Hey, Sean Hannity and Jesse Waters, let me know when you're having your Minnesota killer buddy on for interviews and celebrations ala KK Kyle Rittenhouse. After all that psycho killer was just being a good listener and he acted on your message. I know you're turning over every rock you can to find him. Oh, and what's that you say, Sean? You're just waiting for him to be found and Trump signs off on the pardon? 

Yeah, attendance was sparse on Saturday in Hellhole Washington while, across the nation, millions were out protesting Mr. Yam Face's very existence. Fuck you, Donnie. Please walk into my patented Walk-in Cuisinart™. I'll happily throw the switch.

As writer Helene Cooper pointed out in the New York Times (below) a few days ago, all Trump's miserable failure at attempting to use the military to boost the size of his parade did was disgrace the military. Oh how I had wished some of our soldiers had pulled a Tiananmen Square style protest of their own and stood in front of those tanks to literally stop the parade but, in retrospect I think it's better optics that it didn't because now all the focus is on yet another Trump circus and abject failure. 

Some veterans groups soured on the parade well before the latest deployments in Los Angeles. The Army recently asked the Vietnam Veterans of America chapter in Northern Virginia if it would provide 25 veterans to sit in the official reviewing stand. The group said no.

“If it were just a matter of celebrating the Army’s 250th birthday, there’d be no question,” said Jay Kalner, the chapter’s president and a retired C.I.A. analyst. “But we felt it was being conflated with Trump’s birthday, and we didn’t want to be a prop for that...  the daughter of a retired Marine and Vietnam veteran, who would be angered and appalled at this misuse and abuse of military service, I salute the veterans who see through this egotistical charade.

Military service is about putting others before yourself—not bluster and bullying. This misuse of the men and women of the military is more Russian and North Korean than American.

So, hey, Donnie! May I suggest seppuku? You want a real parade, a real bigly, bigly turnout, a parade with millions of cheering people? You want that big crowd that you failed to get despite spending all our money and none of yours? Announce the time and place that you will publicly disembowel yourself followed by your beheading. Believe me, that I can tell you. People are saying that is the way to go for you! I guarantee you the cheers will be deafening. They will be the very last thing you will ever hear! Of course you'll have to get a sense of honor first. Your whole damn cabinet and every single one of your fellow blindly supporting Nazis in Congress could should join in. It would be the right thing to do!

Addendum: As expected, Traitor Don also used his pathetic if not criminal parade to hawk his tacky Trump wares including everything from his (Wanna buy a) watch brands to his Bitcoins. He even ran advertising for the UFC as a backdrop for his reviewing stand. By the time you read this, there will be a new hat for sale too. Commemorative edition and signed for just a little more! Act now!!!!!!!!