by Noah
Well, here it is, the American conservative movement of 2021 and the foreseeable future. How does an 18 year old become a star in the Republican Party? Easy! Cross state lines with an illegal weapon and a determination to use it. Then you murder two protesters, maim a third, get a like-minded legal team and judge. Next, when you get off, you adopt a persona of insipid smugness and get a booking agent.
Ku Klux Kyle will be appearing at this week's Turning Point Conference in Phoenix as a featured speaker with fellow conservative luminaries such as disgraced former president Donald Trump and Texas $enator "Ted" Cruz. Now that's a threesome that screams conservatism! Look at those three names! The only question I'm left with is how many people has "Ted" Cruz murdered?
Treasonous congresscretins Matt Gaetz, Andy Biggs, Paul Gosar, and, yes, Marjorie Traitor Greene will also be speaking. No word on Gym Jordan and the Proud Boys yet. Will a gold statue of Rittenhouse be wheeled into the conference? No word at this time on that either.
Yes. This is all real. The conference begins tomorrow.