by Noah
There are two men who were the most directly involved in the creation of the J-6 coup attempt. Two men were the foundation. One, Traitor Don Trump planned the thing and even incited the crowd he'd assembled near the Capitol Building to violence that day. The other, Moscow Mitch McConnell, made it possible that Trump would be there to do so. Sure you can point to the immediately ancillary people like Rupert Murdoch, select members of each house of Congress, and the circus of demented billionaires who back them but the whole thing pivoted on the actions of those two men.
Yep, as we all know, when Traitor Don Trump was impeached by the House of Representatives, it was Moscow Mitch who followed the whim of his charred warped soul and jumped into the fray to rally the troops on the $enate's Nazi side of the aisle and make sure The Orange Menace To Society would stay in place in the Oval Office, right where the GOP's Russian benefactors, the RNC, CPAC and every other white nationalist and anti-Semite in America wanted him! Moscow Mitch wasn't about to obey his oath of office and do the right thing. Not when there might be a chance to make Dear Leader the "President For Life!" Moscow Mitch had made up his twisted mind. No way would there be enough republican votes to add to all those Democratic votes for a guilty verdict and removal of our domestic terrorist president from office. No surprise there! Putin needed Trump and Trump needed McConnell. It's as simple as that. All else is just frivolous decoration and distraction. The violent result of what Trump and McConnell pulled off is the only truth. Besides, the nazis needed more nazi and nazi sympathizing federal judges like Aileen Carter. Gotta have more drunks in robes, too, like Susan Collins's buddy Brett Kavanaugh, to hang out at those oh so very special CPAC parties with goons like Matt Gaetz, Stephen Miller, and New York's newly elected George Santos, too! All those pervs and white supremacists in one room! Music to McConnell's ears!
Ah! But where's the call to investigate McConnell and refer him to the DOJ? How could that have gone awry? Oh, that's right. How could I forget? Rule #1 in Washington: "We take care of our own" and, when it comes to those in Congress, no one is more "our own'' than Moscow Mitch McConnell! Oh pardon me for forgetting! The note to investigate, refer, and expell McConnell went into the same circular file or burn bag as the one that contained the names of "Ted" Cruz, Josh Hawley, Lauren Boebert, Scott Perry, Paul Gosar, Ron Johnson, Andrew Clyde, Ralph Norman, Marjorie Traitor Greene, and so many, many more! It is the way of Washington! Can you also say Ginni Thomas? Give her an honorary position?
I just have a sickening feeling that somewhere down in Hell, Gerald Ford is desperately trying to come back to life as da Prez so he can pardon them all. Relax Gerry! It won't be necessary.