Mr. Repug Republican sez:
My! My! Lookie lookie at all that socialism! Socialism! Socialism! Socialism! Socialism all over the world! Evil! Bad! Bad! Bad! Ungodly! Bad! Money spent on care for children! Socialism! Let them pull themselves up by their own bootie straps! Damn little kids always looking for a handout! Who do these damn rugrats in America think they are? $500 is $500 way too much!!! And the damn democrat party just pushed thru a gollydamn Child Tax Credit, too! That's a tax cut for non-billionaire parents! Who's ever heard of such a thing? Ending child poverty in America is evil! Evil I tells ya! Evil! My God, and they're always trying to ram education down their throats! Now vaccines! And daycare is commiecare! Shit! I'm late for the anti-abortion rally! Gotta speed on down the interstate!