Midnight Meme Of The Day! McConnell Prefers That You Die Sooner Rather Than Later
- Noah
- Jun 27
- 3 min read
Mitch Moves To Expand His Legacy Of Treason & Misery

by Noah
Alan Grayson, then a Democratic member of The House Of Representatives, from Florida of all places, once stated the truth that GOP policies and beliefs regarding the healthcare of we the people amount to "Die and die quickly." So much for the pursuit of happiness, eh? For speaking such an obvious truth, a truth proven time and time again by the words and actions of republicans everywhere, Florida's heat baked and brain dead voters voted Grayson out of office. Picture a state where RFK, Jr. is no doubt considered a genius, and not just in matters of health. And, to be fair, which I always am, Florida is such a completely moronic place that the Democratic Party had no will and no infrastructure to help keep Alan Garyson in office. Florida is literally a sinkhole in multiple ways.
But enough of Florida, this post is about Vlad Putin's longtime man in the $enate Moscow Mitch McConnell and Mitch is beloved by Kentucky voters who have sent him back to Washington for decades now. I'm guessing most of them are married to their Florida cousins because, in repeatedly voting for McConnell, they have shown that they also believe in the "Die and die quickly" mantra.
There are naive people who will tell you that they've heard that, actually, McConnell doesn't like Trump but the proof of that falsehood, as always, lies in McConnell's actions and I'm not just talking about his actions to protect his pal from convictions on his various impeachment charges. Clearly, McConnell's biggest legacy is his effort to keep Trump in power after his first impeachment trial and to make sure Trump got another chance with an acquittal after his second impeachment trial. McConnell has always been all in* for Trump and he remains so today as his saying that we'll get over the removal of Medicaid shows. The man has an obsessive compulsive evil affliction which he inflicts on us all. The politicians who lie about McConnell's feelings about their mutual bossman? They would have you believe they are somehow different than he is, that they secretly don't like Trump and neither does he. Once again, just look at their votes, not their words. It's all sick, twisted CYA subterfuge.
So here we are again: When it comes to the bill that Republicans are calling "Big & Beautiful," McConnell is standing up for Trump's psychopathic goal of taking Medicaid away from millions of us just like he always tried to do away with Obamacare long before his orange demigod took over. In other words, his actions here are a perfect match with and for his Dear Leader, Elon Musk, assorted other Scumbag Billionaires, and their mutual master in Moscow. So please don't fall for any stories you hear about any of Mitch's sociopathic comrades in Congress who try to tell us that McConnell's not as bad as people like me would have you believe. If anything, he's worse.
Meanwhile, McConnell's minions are zip-tying the arms and legs of elderly and disabled people in wheelchairs who dare to show up at Congressional hearings to protest the GOP's prized attempt at increasing human misery and death, two things the party apparently prides itself on. If you haven't seen that, yet, look it up. It's the kind of thing that puts a smile on Republican faces. Also, this crap is going on while we are still paying for McConnell's own healthcare with our own tax dollars as he triples down on his efforts to make sure that no billionaire, scumbag or not, will ever have to lay out a nickel for it. That's a Washington quid pro quo deluxe. Like any member of Congress, and any member in any party, who supports any of the Trump Big Beautiful Psycho Bill, Moscow Mitch McConnell is as impervious to any feelings of hypocrisy as he is impervious to feeling any need for human decency. Mitch McConnell is evil on two legs.
* Yes. I know Moscow Mitch voted against a couple of his Dear Leader's cabinet appointees but only in a pointless attempt to sand some of the evil off of his diseased legacy when he knew his vote wouldn't affect the end result. Pathetic!
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