Midnight Meme Of The Day! Man Overboard

by Noah

Hey everybody, it's just about New Year's weekend so I just want to keep it cheerful! With that in mind, I have some answers to the question posed by tonight's meme. I'm sure you'll have your own ideas. Just remember, no comments are truly anonymous anymore.

So, that said, here be some ideas I'd have if I noticed that Traitor Don was about to go under:

1. I'd act like a Republican and pretend not to notice any suffering at all.

2. I'd throw him a roll of paper towels. Oh, ok, two rolls.

3. I'd throw him an anvil.

4. I'd just stand at the water's edge with a megaphone, cursing him out as loud as I possibly could.

5. I'd get a little boat and a big can of bloody chum to spread around him to attract a Great White or two.

6. A large sponge.

7. A bowl of cherries.

8. An empty cardboard box labeled "Top Secret Documents."

9. Lauren Boebert.

10. Thoughts and Prayers.