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Midnight Meme Of The Day! Maine's Senator 'Karen' Collins Calls The Cops

by Noah Ladies and Gentlemen, The more you tolerate, the worse it will get. As an example: Presenting $enator Susan Collins, the best Maine can do? Here's nasty Republican freakshow clown Susie the Bullshit Princess doing what she does best, talking out her ass and both sides of her mouth all at the same time. It's quite a talent and apparently Maine voters concur: I was against reproductive rights before I was for them before I was against them before I was for them before I voted for anti-abortion judges after me and my pal Lisa Murkowski were against them before we were for them before we voted against codifying reproductive rights along with our new bestie Joe Manchin who holds swell parties for rich donors on his beautiful yacht and have you ever seen his Maserati? Do you like my new shoes? At first I didn't like them but then I did and then I didn't and now I do. What should I have for breakfast? I don't know. Maybe some hot oatmeal. No, that's too hot. Is somebody writing on my sidewalk again? I'm all for free speech just not on my block. I think I'll call the cops. At this point, we should just take Maine, move it down to the Gulf Of Mexico and wedge it in between Alabama and Mississippi where it belongs. Either that or stuff Susie Q's mouth with a stale lobster roll and hurl her sorry ass into a pit with a thousand giant angry Maine lobsters.

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