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Midnight Meme Of The Day! Lindsey Graham's Pearl Necklace

by Noah Clutch those pearls, Lindsey! Since South Carolina's Senior $enator Lindsey Vapors Graham just had to go and make such a racist shitshow of himself last week, I see no reason to let up on him. Nope, not me. Blunderbusses of derision from any and all directions! That's the ticket! If only I actually could release a pack of hounds, too! Anyway, here's a fun little factoid from last week's confirmation festivities that's gone largely unnoticed by the corporate media: On Wednesday, the American Bar Association came into the confirmation hearing with its assessment of Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson's qualifications for the job of Supreme Court Justice. Guess who made a point of not being there to hear it. That's right, Lindsey Graham. You get extra credit if you also guessed the names of "Ted" Cruz, Josh Hawley, and Tom Cotton. In a flagrant demonstration of their true racist character, all four total assclowns walked out. They had no interest in hearing about Judge KBJ's extensive qualifications, qualifications that wipe the floor with all of theirs put together. These guys took one look at her and made up their tiny little Republican minds. They did exactly what fellow miscreants Marjorie Traitor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Paul Goser, and Madison Cawthorn would have done. They are no different. If only I had been the $enate Majority Leader instead of Empty Suit Chucky. I would have at least thought of immediately removing them from the Judiciary Committee.

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