by Noah
What a shocker, eh? I bet Las Vegas didn't even have odds on this one. It's always been obvious that Aileen Cannon's been living in Traitor Don's pocket. You could tell that by the fact that Trump's never threatened or attacked her or her family. This Boebert of Judges has now not just postponed her bossman's trial for stealing state secrets and doing god knows what with them, she has "indefinitely" postponed his trial. Remember when we used to break up spy nests, round up the perps, and then try, convict, and execute them or at least throw them in the pen for life? Yeah, I know not since the 1950s.
Not to worry, I'm sure Cannon will start the trial up just as soon as she returns from her all expenses paid summer vacation in a villa on the Crimean Peninsula. Is it too harsh or snide of me to say that? OK, ok, I'll tone it down and just say that maybe some Nazi billionaire gifted her a state of the art RV and Eric will be driving her to Idaho for a summer vacation, with a stop over in South Dakota to shoot some puppies in the face. One thing's for sure, though, Aileen Cannon (if that's her real name) has learned that you can hide a whole lotta treason under those black robes, just like John Roberts no doubt taught her. Yep! If her orange master seizes power, she'll be perfect for the Supreme Court and Moscow Mitch will do everything he can to get her confirmed. Don't worry, Mitchie, you'll get that Hero Of The Russian Federation medal yet! And so will she.