by Noah Sunday Thoughts: "Jesus! Save us from your followers! Save us from the zombie evangelicals! Save us from all Republican Jesus nutballs! Amen!!!" A prayer for our times if there ever was one. Is he listening? Will it work? Nope. Not a chance. Jesus has left the building. Really, wouldn't you? Only we can save ourselves from these fanatics. Maybe. Oh, well. It's the thought that counts. Makes a nice bumper sticker, too, although with conservatives being such a violent bunch these days, you might not want to make your vehicle a target for bashing and burning.