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Midnight Meme Of The Day! J. Dolphin Vance Weighs In On Taylor Swift!

Updated: Sep 20

And Proves Republicans Have No Sense Of Irony




by Noah


I have hopes that the day is rapidly approaching that we don't have to be assaulted by the verbalized thoughts of J.D. Vance but I'm sure that even if the Nazi Orange Face/Weird Beard ticket doesn't win, the media hacks will keep him around. FOX-Pravda would hire him in a heartbeat or at least he'd be appearing as a guest on Hannity four nights a week. Oh wait, come to think of it, maybe a daily morning position of the FOX & Friends curvy couch is more likely. I mean, I'm sure those IQ-challenged FOX freaks want to make sure their guest is comfortable. Of course, CNN will go sniffing around, too, and let's not forget that the suits at MSNBC tried to inflict walking talking shitbag Megyn Kelly on their airwaves not too long ago.


Personally, I would like to organize a bit of guerilla theater that entails at least a large couch or two being dumped on Vance's lawn every night for the rest of his life of suckitude. If it ends up being ten or fifteen couches a night, all the better. If I was a pilot, I'd be parachuting them onto his front lawn every night. Imagine his neighbors driving by the Vance house in the morning and seeing that! Extra special would be the times that a couch landed on the roof and got stuck. Used and moldy would be best. Lifesize sex dolls optional.


Whatever. The man is garbage and he's an insult to hillbillys everywhere, not to mention his adopted state of Ohio, and WTF is his real name anyway? And can someone please tell him that his celebrity gameshow host orange master is a psychopath who, by definition, is 100% detached not just from Americans but all of humanity? Yeah, I know that's what makes him a perfect republican candidate.


By the way, it's time to call Traitor Don's home decorating style what it truly is- "1970's Budget Liberace."

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Guest
Sep 16

You seem to forget that if harris/walz fail to lose, vance returns to the senate. perhaps he'll be voted in as nazi party leader in that chamber, probably in the majority. He could hold his own press conferences in addition to moonlighting on fox.

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hiwatt11
Sep 17
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I don't think he's forgetting. It's a matter of content, degree, and the change in the type of spotlight .

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4barts
Sep 16

Vance’s lack of self awareness is as astounding as it is unsurprising. What a bunch of dirtbags. Yale and Harvard need to mandate ethics and civics courses.

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