Midnight Meme Of The Day! It Must Have Been RFK, Jr. That Examined Trump!

Another Quack Doctor Team Signs Off On Trump

by Noah

"President Trump remains in excellent health, exhibiting robust cardiac, pulmonary, neurological, and general physical function, (his) days include participation in multiple meetings, public appearances, press availability, and frequent victories in golf events."

-Current White House Quack "doctor" Sean Barbabella reporting on Traitor Don's latest check up.

A clean bill of health for Trump, again? Yep! The progenitors of the biggest farce in history strike again! Love that extra bit about the frequent golf victories!!! Barbabela also claims that his boss has lost 20 pounds. Right, like we don't have eyes. Sean Barbabella, you are another candidate for my patented Walk-In Cuisinart™. Get in line!

Whodunit? Who actually examined The Diaper Don? RFK, Jr.? Dr. Oz? Dr. Phil? Dr. Moe? Dr. Curly? Shemp? Really! Who administers these mind and body tests? Whoever it was, it's plain that the Montreal Cognitive Exam is now thoroughly discredited right along with Barbabella. Guilt by association may be cruel but it's real nonetheless. Man, Woman, TV, Camera, Radio, Chainsaw, whatever.  

Look, I'm no doctor and I don't play one in the White House or Trump's newly mutated Walter Reed Quack Institute but, like anyone with an IQ that resides comfortably in the triple digit range, I don't care if it's a cognitive test, a medical exam, quadratic equations, or 2+3 = 5, I know Trump ain't gonna pass. He makes that clear every hour of every damn day and does it on national TV! Trump doesn't know a trapezoid from a triangle and his blood tests are a horrorshow! Trump can't even operate an umbrella! A week ago he didn't even know the word groceries.