by Noah
Who is Mike Pence? Does he even know? Does "Mother" know? He's shown us his cowboy get up; the leather biker boy one, too. Which is next? Native American headdress guy? Hard Hat guy? I don't know about you but I can't wait to see which way he goes with this! Just imagine what he might wear for his inauguration if he actually manages to get elected. My money's on him standing up there, with his hand on the bible, multiple flies on his hair, and wearing something involving bare-ass leather chaps. John Roberts, too, but, for purposes of dignity, black cotton ones, not leather.