by Noah
"Shut up and dribble."
- FOX's Laura "Ilsa" Ingraham as she stated her objection to the politics of LeBron James.
I just heard that clip of Herschel Walker going off script at a campaign stop and babbling incoherently about how werewolves can kill vampires. Lord knows what else is locked up and dying to get out of that crazy brain. Of course, Republicans everywhere are no doubt nodding their termite-filled heads in agreement with whatever Walker says. To them, his every word is gold and Moscow Mitch and his comrade Donnie Psycho are doing everything they can to raise enough money to get him elected. Maybe Walker should consider pulling out for the first time in his whack-a-doodle life.
But I'm going to tell you something I found out. A werewolf could kill a vampire. Did you know that? I didn't know that...
Wow Herschel, that's droppin' some damn knowledge upon the people of Georgia!
The candidacy of Herschel Walker and his total lunacy is what you get when you normalize knuckle-dragging goons like Gym Shower Jordan, Marjorie Traitor Greene, Lauren Boobert, and "Ted" Cruz. But, looking forward, imagine how bad the next republican candidates will be if Walker ends up getting elected. I mean, the Republican Party is already a carny row freak exhibit, so just imagine how far they'll take this if he wins. A talking bass makes more sense. Hey, that's it! Talking Bass for President!!!!
It might also be best for the GOP if Walker does pull out. Do they really want a scenario where he gets elected and the next time Herschel Walker puts a gun to a woman's head, it goes off? Well, yeah, actually, I guess they do. If they laugh at an 82 year old man getting his skull fractured with a hammer, you can bet how much having a woman's head blown off would entertain them.