by Noah
Sunday Thoughts:
She seems nice!
Beautiful eyes. Windows to the soul and all that.
I'll give her credit for carrying an American flag instead of a Confederate flag in Mississippi but that's probably why she's been put in a state mental institution. But I have questions, like what species does she belong to and is the gun loaded. My guesses are Australopithecine and yes. After all, this is Mississippi we're talking about. In fact, she's probably already being recruited by the RNC to run for Congress. They figure that if they can get people like Marjorie Traitor Greene and Louie Gohmert elected, why not her?
Her campaign slogan? Why, "God, Guns, The Flag, and Incest!" Of course! It's how they roll! With a Bible autographed by Trump.