by Noah
God is sending America strong signs to tell us to repent. Earthquakes and eclipses and many more things to come. I pray that our country listens.
- Marjorie Traitor Greene, Princess of Republicana, April 5, 2024 on Twitter
The big, giantly over-hyped day is here and the answer to the above question is: No, not really, but only because they lost their minds decades ago. Some might say when Nixon came along, and by that, I don't mean 1968. I mean, we could certainly point to the post WW2 years when Tricky Dick was the Veep and Republicans like Joe McCarthy saw commies in every closet and under every bed, or, was it earlier, when, lead by Nazi lovers like Charles Lindbergh, Henry Ford, and Dubya's granddaddy Sen. Prescott Bush, they wanted us to support Nazi Germany. The point is most Republicans have always been insane on multiple levels and sadly the lack of sensible medical mind treatment has only meant that Republican insanity has now virally grown to a point where you can probably only find enough sane Republicans to count on one hand or on one of Marjorie Traitor Greene's 3-toed feet. Yeah, for all intents and purposes, they're all damn nuts and Dear Leader Donald Trump is now the relatively representative sample. If you think otherwise, show me the list of Republicans who will swear on a bible, Trump-signed or otherwise, that they aren't voting for him. They may say they don't like him but the proof is in the pudding. They wanted him. They still have him, ergo, they still support him.
All that said, no matter what you're hearing on the Republican grapevine, the big bad evil government is not planning on using the eclipse as an excuse to declare martial law or "marshall law" as Republikooks tend to call it because their brains never got past third grade, and, no, the eclipse has nothing to do with any coming end times return of Jesus as apparently close to half of the House of Representatives believes, please, any of you Repug kooks, please don't do what your psychopathic orange god did last time. If you feel you have to look at the eclipse, put on the special solar viewing glasses or whatever you're supposed to do. You're already impaired enough and, if you really worship the sun and it looks like your Dear Leader's face to you, how 'bout all 74,000,000 of you Trump voting Repugs and your non-voting pals all just hold a hhuyuuugge Trump rally out in the Mojave this summer, on a nice boiling hot 130 degree July weekend. I'll even generously airdrop two 24-count cases of bottled water you can all fight to the death over like a syphilis-infected pack of rabid wolverines.Â