Hey Christians! Think how happy your pets will be after you're gone, leaving only your stinking shoes behind to chew on! No more of your insufferable and hypocritical holier than thou attitudes. As the advertisement above says, arrangements can be made and your pets will receive unconditional love and care, likely for the very first time in their lives.
And, maybe you are so far gone that you actually believe your pet will eventually not only accept your sicko Christian Nationalism and convert their new caretakers to your one true golden god, or something. Go on. Admit it! You envision them wearing little red traitor hats just like yours.