Midnight Meme Of The Day! Halloween, Speaker Johnson Style!

by Noah

Imagine all those trick or treaters going to Speaker Mike Johnson's GOP Fraternity House Of Death all dressed up as KKK members in their white hoods and sheets for Halloween! Oh damn! You mean those aren't Halloween costumes? Just regular Republican "Executive Wear?" I shoulda known! I apologize to you dear readers. It's just that it's so easy to get carried away by the holiday spirit.

The big clue, of course, is the blatant screaming fact that evil ones such as Mike Johnson would rather kill Americans by the millions instead of giving up his pedophile friends and running buddies. By this time, you have obviously concluded that he's got a whole Congress full of 'em, not to mention his donor list.