Midnight Meme Of The Day! GOP Embraces New Motto: Join For The Racism! Stay For The Pedophilia!

by Noah

A bit of chicken behind every garage!

Look, Hoover reference aside, let's get it through our heads once and for all: We've always known what kind of person votes republican, and it's not just those from the cousinfucker states. Republican voters en masse have given us tsunamis of more than ample proof of that for decades. And don't ya love how, more recently, Republicans have gone on and on about things like "Disneyland is full of groomers! Bud Light, too!" They even just ran a whole campaign on Trans fear, and they won when 77,000,000 assclowns got in line. This is all of a piece. It's in their character. Man, talk about their every accusation being some sort of admission. It's a cover. It's the most overt college fratboy pussyhound always being the biggest closet case. You can always tell. Now, we have the republican dominated House of Representatives showing us that today's Republicans have no problem, no problem at all, with pedophiles. What a shocker? What a surprise? Nope. In fact, they lined up foursquare for pedophilia when their House of Representatives, emphasis "representatives," voted to shut down the whole damn House rather than see The Epstein Files released with god knows how many names of their colleagues and corporate sponsors of any party on the client list. These people and the people who put them there run campaigns  based on every bigotry you can think of but are they also bigoted against pedo? Not one bit! Cue up the smug smiles of House Speaker Mike Johnson and his elite Pedo Team which, by the way, also includes the entire Republican contingent of the Senate Judiciary Committee. They too a similar vote to support pedophilia. What kind of people go for this? Two guesses. No, make it one. Your answer will be revealing.

At this point, don't be shocked if Trump soon gives his old pedoparty pal, convicted perjurer, and child rapist Ghislaine Maxwell, not just a pardon but a medal of freedom like he gave one to  nazi radio groomer Rush Limbaugh. The GOP's Dear Leader has already pardoned his army of J6 traitors and cop killers. Yeah, especially his cop killers. Love them cop killers. Another step forward for evil? Sure, why not? 

Let's pardon some pedos! Well, at least our pedos!

Like I said; all of a piece. Ghislaine Maxwell has already been given some sort of conditional immunity by the Trump owned and operated Department of So-Called Justice that is headed by Floridian and former Florida AG Pam Bondi who is and has been intimate and closely tied with the whole Trump-Epstein affair for years. Damn! I wonder how and why she got her current job.

As I write this, there have already been several closed door meetings between Trump's personal lawyer Todd Blanche and Maxwell and her lawyer David Oscar Markus who just happens to be Blanche's alleged bestie. That's a smell right there that threatens to overwhelm even the gross raw sewage smell of Trump himself. The meetings were no doubt set up to coach Maxwell, who they are already calling a victim, on exactly what to say and what not say about the Trump-Epstein relationship and other details in the files if she wants any kind of reduction of her 20 year sentence or, dare we say, continued life on this planet. As I think of all of this, I can't help but remember that Supreme Court Chief "Justice" John Roberts already told his Dear Leader Trump that he can do whatever he wants. Gee, it's almost like Roberts knew all along that this was coming. And, how telling is it that Blanche is spending so much time meeting with Trump's pal Ghislaine but not even a minute with any of the victims. Is it only republicans that will tell you Ghislaone Maxwell is the victim in the whole Trump-Epstein story? Well, we don't hear anyone else making such an absurd and evil claim.

That's one small step for for evil, one giant leap for the Republican Party!

Yeah, you're right, not such a giant leap. We all tend to hang out with people we can relate to. Trump already has the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans on his hands from his willful orchestration of the COVID-19 pandemic from the moment he axed the pandemic awareness team to who knows when. He's already doing his best to carry out the classic GOP agenda of causing death and misery by taking away every form of healthcare they've ever wanted to do away with. This is who they are. With any luck, Trump will be gone soon but his legacy will unfortunately be carried on by his likely successor JD Vance. Trump might be gone soon but the changes in our laws and governance wrought by the Big Nazi Bill he's been a front for will live on and more of the same will come. If you doubt that, just look back and see how the evil of Nixon's "Get Out Of Jail Free" card begat several presidential free passes with Trump's free pass being the most grotesquely all-encompassing of all, then imagine someone even worse coming along in the future. That may happen regardless of whether we do anything about this immediately or not because our species is showing signs of decline but why assure it will definitely happen by choosing tolerance? Human nature, with its idiotic traits of excessive forgiveness and forgetfulness make it inevitable. Go ahead, embrace the doom.

"Foursquare for pedophilia." Damn. Shame on me. I've just given the GOP another motto.