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Midnight Meme Of The Day! George Santos: The New King Of Alternative Facts!



by Noah


Not only is "George Santos" the new king of alternative facts, he is a living symbol of how Washington always strives to go lower. What would happen if you could mix the DNA and minds of "George Santos," Gym Jordan, Marjorie Traitor Greene and a few others of their kind in one big petri dish? You know damn well that once "George Santos," or whatever his real name is, is accepted and seated into the House Of Representatives, which is arguably already the biggest and most rancid petri dish in the known universe, the process whereby we will find out will begin in earnest. In fact, you can bet our future on the fact that Washington's leaders are already turning over rocks and looking for people that are even worse than the ones that I just mentioned.There is obviously no standard that is too low.


And another thing: Pay no attention to any professed negativity towards the arrival of "George Santos" on the part of his fellow goons of the political class if "George Santos" is welcomed into the club. Those words mean nothing, zippo, nada. Only actions matter. It's like when some vile forked tongue bacterium like Moscow Mitch McConnell makes a point of saying something bad about Trump and then gives him everything he wants whether it's further corrupting the Supreme Court, MAGA feces smeared on the murals of the Capitol, or handing him the head of a Capitol Police Officer on a spear.

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