by Noah
This George can only tell a lie! For all we know, this George actually thinks he's a revolutionary war hero and already the president; probably also dreams of owning slaves, too. That's why he ran as a Republican. There he is, pictured above, leading the Continental Army troops across the Delaware to, in his sick, traitorous mind, surrender to the Hessians on Christmas Eve.
So many politicians have visions of grandiosity in their minds, many to the point of severe mental illness; way, way, way too many. Just look at who "Santos" is always sitting next to when the cameras are on in the House of Representatives. You'll always find Boebert, Gaetz, Gosar, Clyde, Perry, Traitor-Greene... Hell, I might as well list the whole damn Domestic Terror Party and all their red-hatted, screeching monkey voters. Speaker Kremlin Kevin McCarthy has no doubt fully accepted "Good ol' George" as a total kindred spirit in his search for the Holy Grail of Republican policy insanity. They've all sided with him and he's not going anywhere anytime soon. It's not like when the Democrats had an asshole that was so publicly (emphasize publicly, not privately) vile that he had to go. In the case of democrat Anthony Weiner, there was a different majority and a different Speaker. Holding the majority, Nancy Pelosi could have orchestrated a vote to boot Weiner out of her caucus and out of the House but, unlike the current Speaker, she had no love for her problem child. She called him into her office and told him, "Your work is done here. The bus back home is leaving in 15 minutes. Buh-bye!" I bet she had her gavel in her hands, too, just in case Weiner wasn't reacting to the message correctly. The woman has her faults, as we all do, but she knew a cancer when she saw it. Kremlin Kevin doesn't have a tenth of her brains and is willing to let his tumor grow and grow until it kills him. It wouldn't be the first time something like that happened in politics.
"Happy" Presidents Day!