by Noah
It looks like Tom Tomorrow has some serious intelligence assets! Who needs grocery store tabloids, TMZ, or People Magazine to tell us about the love lives of some of the worst among us? Just look at this cartoon! I know it's hard to imagine any Republican loving another person. After all, when they say "America First," it's really "Me First!" But, here we are, Governor Abbott of Texas is clearly a devotee of snuff films of immigrants being sliced up and drowned at his direction. The Rio Grande can never run red enough for him! Then there's Tucker Carlson who travels around the world in a quest to be the #1 bottom for authoritarians like Viktor Orban and his personal impaler Vlad Putin. Will Trump be so jealous one day that he has Carlson jailed upon his return from one of his assignations? Clarence Thomas? Christ! Just when America forgets about him being a porn fanatic who worships at the Church of Long Dong Silver and loves animals, too, we learn that he'll roll over and be a good doggie for any billionaire with a cash bag on a stick. His wife loves to watch, I guess. Trump? Remember what I said about "America First" being more like "Me First?" Well, there ya go.