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Midnight Meme Of The Day! For Starters, Pelt Them With Garbage

by Noah Your Saturday Cartoon (and more!)

Today's cartoon reminds me of an idea I've expressed for years and that is that we should bring back 17th century ducking stools, and stocks and pillory in our town squares. To be clear, I'm not suggesting that being dunked into cold water or being pelted with rotting fruit should be meant just for female offenders. I'm all about equal treatment under the law, but, man, the sight of "ordinary Americans" lining up to throw rotten tomatoes at Marjorie Traitor Greene would warm the heart of not just me but way too many truly patriotic Americans to count. Sure, we have a lot of wasted food in America, but, once it spoils, what better use for it?

Of course, a few days or a couple of weeks of such punishment and humiliation would just be the preliminaries.

Meanwhile, here, out of the goodness of my heart, is a medical suggestion-