by Noah
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I have to hand it to Anheuser-Busch, they've tricked so many bigots into revealing themselves in such a short time that it must be a record! I bet even Florida Man Ronnie DeSantis is mighty envious!
Yeah, ok, I know. Being as Anheuser-Busch is a big contributor to the GOP Nazi Party, I seriously doubt that was their intention but it's fun to watch typical republican nutballs attack someone who financially supports their own hateful causes. Not only that but to do it over such a product that might as well just be called Canned Piss! Or, maybe Canned Piss-Liteâ„¢. Gotta be the worst beer humankind has ever come up with. Give me a Fosters or a Canadian Molsons anyday. Heineken, too! Sooo many to choose from but, hey, no accounting for taste!
Oh and another thing: I've decided to not go through with my little business venture. I like the idea. Dedicated service industries can do very well, but I can't reasonably expect or ask any self-respecting drag queen to knock on doors these days, not with some typical republican AR-15-toting nutball on the other side of the door!